5 YEARS OR LIFETIME ADVERTISE BALD FLORIDA TRUCK DRIVER
UPDATE:IHAVE ADDED NEW PICS..ONE OF HUBBY'S HEAD AND BECAUSE OF THE EMAILS FOR DILLON OUR SON WE ADDED TWO OF HIM. AND THE LOCAL NEWS IS ON ITS WAY. WE ARE GETTING THE WORD OUT .... JUST THINK WHAT WE COULD BE DOING FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. THAT COULD BE YOUR AD ON THE NEWS TONIGHT....STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES.
Yes folks you read it right. I am offering ANYONE, with non-porno, or racists, material to ADVERTISE on my husbands already bald, shiny, tan, head.
No blue skin here. Your ad will be placed on a shiny, baby butt smooth, surface. So let's get right to it, I know you are asking
WHY, FOR HOW LONG, and HAVE THESE PEOPLE LOST IT?
My hubby and I live in Saint Augustine FLORIDA. Major tourist town between Jacksonville, and DAYTONA. We live less than a mile from the beach, and three of the major tourist attractions in the area. Hubby, plans to go back on the road, he's a over the road driver.
LOTS of EXPOSURE coast to coast day after day. Major shipping companies, and retail outlets all over the country. Think of the cross promotion available to you.
We have three children, one of which is special needs. That's what is driving this auction. My son went thru some real episodes over the last couple years, so we had to readjust our lives and now we are broke, flat out, in trouble, please don't turn the lights off broke.. You really didn't think it was for the fame and glory did you? Jeff came off the road to be here, to help me, with our son. Dealing with him is a full time job for me, so I do not work outside of the home. His being home is a major paycut.
Good news, we have our son stable, bad news, we our so broke we are going to be evicted. So to save our family from complete breakdown Jeff and I talked it over, and with a little LUCK of the STARS, and a whole lot of PRAYER, we came up with the following:
Any ad space, any size, on the back of Jeff's head, for 5 years for $50,000. Lifetime for $150,000. Yes you read that right for 5 years, or the lifetime, (your company's lifetime or his whichever, ends first). You decide.
If you choose the 5 year plan, you can have your ad, at your expense re-done at the 2 1/2 year mark. Every 5 years for the lifetime plan, again at your expense.
Jeff does not wear hats, and I have included pre-bald pics, as well as what his head looks like, even after not shaving for one week. There is no hair, just nice glare from the light. That's right his head is so shiny light just reflects.
Please no racists or poronographic ads apply. However, do you have a cause you really believe in? Do you really believe in your company? Do you want people talking from coast to coast? Are you religious? Want the world to know you truely love someone? The ideas are endless. Maybe you just have 50K burning a hole in your pocket. We have a use for it.
We will use the money in the following way. First Jeff will buy his own Commercial Tractor and Trailer. This will allow him to go back on the road and still be able to come home when needed for my son. This will double our income. Next we will pay all our bills for one year. We can than bank his income. So not only are you getting ad space for 5 YEARS or a LIFETIME, you get to walk away with a warm fuzzy feeling, for saving a family from poverty.
It is a WIN WIN auction
Wait there is more...you knew there was....Since Jeff will have his own Tractor Trailer that will run all over the country, from small towns, to big cities.....Why not advertise here as well. The winning bidder will have the chance to PAINT the TRACTOR and TRAILER anyway, any logo, non-racists, non pornographic, at their expense, for the length of the contract. Think about it you can have unlimited exposure. The TRUCK, TRAILER, and THE DRIVER"S HEAD, all with your logo, design, c
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